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    Ships Unearthed in Virginia Offer Glimpse of Colonial Era

    OLD TOWN ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Nestled in centuries of dirt and debris, several well-preserved ships and artifacts have been unearthed that offer a glimpse of life at what was once one of the busiest ports in the North American colonies. At the site for Robinson Landing, a new townhouse and condominium development along the Potomac […]

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    Kevin’s Week in Tech: Theranos, Fraud and the Failure to Fail

    ■ Theranos repeatedly lied to reporters from publications like Wired, Fortune and The Wall Street Journal about how many tests its proprietary machines were capable of running, and gave those misleading articles to investors as proof of the company’s accomplishments. This is juicy, Hollywood-ready stuff, and the complaint makes it clear that Theranos — which […]

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    Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

    To his dismay, penthouse playboy Earl Cook says that he’s encountered unexpected difficulties in finding a quality mistress due to his intense aversion to spending money on anyone other than himself. An impressive example of pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps success, the self-made business magnate now lives in a sprawling penthouse apartment, drives a flashy sports car, and lives […]

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    5 Best New Tools for DIY Projects You Can Buy Online

    Toggle Navigation Men’s Journal 5 New Tools That Will Make Your Next DIY Project a Breeze Power! Image via gilaxia / Getty Inventive new tools and long-run batteries will have you looking for your next project. Here, five tools built to cut, drill, or power up your other gear, from a cord-free miter saw to […]

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    Astronomers’ Dark Energy Hopes Fade to Gray

    If so, as the universe grows, it will expand faster and faster and run away from itself. Eventually other galaxies would be flying away so fast that we couldn’t see them. The universe would become dark and cold. The cosmologist Lawrence Krauss of Arizona State once described this as “the worst possible universe.” Continue reading […]

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    Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

    Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama’s official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. “Maybe that’s not what is happening here, but can we really take that chance?” spoke the deranged scientist. One […]

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    Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

    Seems that last year, Newsweek magazine published an essay by Harvard Professor Lawrence Lessig. You gotta believe Harvard. It ain’t Trump University. Professor Lessig speculated, that if Robert Mueller found evidence of Russian interference in a conspiracy with Trump to affect the outcome of the 2016 election, Trump would have to resign, along with his […]

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    Our First Impressions of the New Smart Speaker

    A first listen to the Apple HomePod, the much anticipated smart speaker first announced in October 2017, confirms that it was worth the wait. The tech giant made the speakers available for preorder on January 26, and they’ll start shipping and appearing in Apple stores on February 9. Everything You Need to Get Movie Theater […]